I'd love to hear people's replies to the question of what some of their oddest inspirations for a poem were. I'll just give three quick examples of my own: My "My Time Has Come, My Girlfriend Said" poem came to me almost full-blown while I was shovelling about 8 inches of snow a few winters back. NO idea why one thing led to another like that: it just popped in my head all at once. (I hadn't even been reading "The Walrus and the Carpenter" recently, or anything.) Another time I wrote "The Battle Hymn of the Cheney" while taking a shower. That, too, came to me all at once and needed very little tweaking. In that case, I'd been singing (yes, I sing--badly!--in the shower) an old "Mad" magazine parody of the "Battle Hymn of the Republic", and the next thing I knew I was writing my own parody before the water got cold, not planning to write or even thinking I was about to. And my third example: I was picking beans from my garden one afternoon when a parody of "The Modern Major General" popped into my head, pretty much full-blown. I've written other parodies of that but deliberately. This one took me by surprise. Unfortunately, I posted that to a forum that later closed, and I never had another copy of it, so it's lost in the ether.......Any road, I'd love to hear any other Poetic member's examples of their own unusual inspirations.