As I hug Eunice
I 'know' she might forgive that,
since I'm ~Avvvytarr.~

Shooting my kittens.
Please do not be shocked at this
It's a good photo

Devoid of many
aspects of standard beauty,
we frown in fate's face.

For as long as I've
known the meaning of "meaning"
I've meant "not to spout."

To transform all things,
we first might strive to master
life's nearest misting.

Remote remonstrance
can show far colder coldness
than wintry slaying.

Confused by so much,
our cerebrums still may try
to pettifog well.

Some of my cousins
perhaps would never kiss me
unless I relate.

An ideal marriage
is the kind of partnership
whose lusts almost last.

Baseball has aspects
permissive of quick pitching
that woos some big ducks.

Whichever plants bloom
we humans may sweetly guess
are worthy of leaves.

Famous as "foolish,"
I wander on the planet --
in search of savvy.

Vexed by most children,
I'm almost ready to kick
all kiddos aside.

Tremendous rifles
pack elephantine wallops
as books shoot mere bull.

Recidivists tend
toward arresting large concepts
with no conviction.

You still remind me
of certain great actors known
for their bitter parts.

To stand patricians,
we might consider techniques
of sheer snubbery.

Lank and beautiful,
many full-grown horses must
neigh against nagging.

Never quite handsome,
I manage my homeliness
without much squabbling.

When summer arrives,
let's roast all those marshmallows
you've coolly mentioned.

After a movie
colossally bothered me
my eyes filmed over.

Treachery abounds
on a planet whose people
glut themselves on fraud.

The primal curse has
enough manifestations
to sink major ships.

Stories you compose
fascinate some worlds enough
to charm dead livestock.

When old pumps are primed,
hearty renditions commence
gradual humo[u]r.

The grandest canyons
divide the men from the boys
nearly profoundly.

Lendings of money
are of much interest these days
to pals and princes.

Accommodations
nice and neat offer large worlds
nonhostile moments.

Warmer temperatures
may bid fair to reproduce
much fonder fondlings.

Credit cards suffer
from the negativism
heaped on all plastic.

The more you decide
in favo[u]r of good ice creams,
the more melts my hate.

Serious illness
may greet any populace
given to stinking.

Quotable sayings
exclude anything I spout
about harpooning.

I remember ewes
that hardly appeared sheepish
when driven by rams.

When stung by a bee,
any sensible person
might scream for shrinkage.

Aloofness in girls
need not be quite similar
to heavy pouting.

The long and the short
of Sporting Events that last
could be sprints cloned up.

Heaviest metals
radiate perfect progress
nearly half lively.

Commanders of fleets
have remained slow to challenge
drunken brash ratfinks.

You deeply insist
that excessive brouhahas
frequently reflail.

Mitigating facts
militate 'gainst militias
improperly pepped.

When pumpkins turn ripe,
the autumnal equinox
proves fairly fullish.

Much public acclaim
decreed that my latest books
held bouquets of gripes.

Millennia dawn
in decades questionable
on pungent quiz shows.

Your tyings of knots
impress many bejabbers
out of hexagons.

History is rank
with gremlins and leprechauns
that hardly could bleed.

Insignificance
richly remains visible
to modern meanies.

All my diseases
couldn't resist appearing
hearsy and buggy.

Saluting privates
might concede that most greeting
seems perfunctory.

Warned about nightmares,
I wouldn't dream of sleeping
overly hurtly.

Evenhandedly, all
the cowboys continued with
their purposeful drive.

Margarine and spreads
perhaps richer and better
we often may toast.

Eulogies offered
at local funerals send
maudlin jokers home.

I insist on phones
neither tony nor ornate
nor too damned buzzy.

Annual checkups
routinely result in costs
that almost add up.

Beautiful people
invest themselves in glory
and in complaining.

Jocularity
goes quite nicely with ice cream,
which is no sure bet.

Valued customers
pay for all their merchandise
uncreditably.

As we walked along
we sensed we were out of step
with other great geese.

The brightest sunlight
may help the ablest squinters
feel "practical-plus"

Consider lilies:
"lovely creatures that attempt
unblasted field trips."

When bright cars collide,
the occupants feel sudden
ranges of strangeness.

From dawn unto dusk
many beasts luxuriate
by lapping up dregs.

Taking my advice
could bring the brightest children
optimal dullness.

Fumbling right along,
an average great quarterback
might find real benchmarks.

To tell entire truths
sounds impossible to folk
imbued with guises.

Several gorgeous girls
are sitting near me right now,
and the bus is thrilled.

This cloudy weather
indeed augurs some raindrops,
yet brollies are parched.

In a library
you might peruse old pages
full of characters.

We hugely desire
products and services sure
to enrich sweating.

You encumber life
with remarks whose timeliness
seems syncopated.

Practical mulling
allows nearly sweet concepts
not to turn brineless.

After work play may
enter all panoramas
of striking action.

Diligence cannot
be any real substitute
for basic shirking.

Pain and added grief
dolorously very soon bring
honest infliction.

Remote from football,
we support sports that jockey
for coolest fannings.

Toward the hour of noon
major intensity sends
some signal decor.

I tried to explain
why explanations plainly
never walk nicely.

Estimates carry
little weight with serious
dreamers and sleepers.

Requirements for bliss
consist of ample money
and sufficient food.

Pretentious people
tell me I appear humble
in styles of loathing.

Those new computers
wow us with their colossal
types of mock savvy.

As to memory:
we often may somewhat fail
to recall each sting.

All the potatoes
have been appealingly peeled
and notably mashed.

I can't inform you
of all that much, I suppose,
since you seem sketchy.

The vileness of life
has reaped vituperations
hard to criticis[z]e.

The hopes of humans
beget bug-free fresh pullets
and other small fry.

Deranged older folk
insisted on being mad
about all weather.

Tell yourself nothing
in which you don't quite believe
with fooled compliance.

Puppies and goldfish
can seem oddly acquainted
with lovely feedback.

Pepper in soda
may never bring much sneezing
unlike germ welfare.

Without a cell phone
you cannot proceed nicely
except while bathing.

Inimical dreams
drum into any psyche
quite classy drama.

Geometry helped
an angular fellow see
nigh beyond measure.