A monarch decreed,
in quite stark and near clear tones,
of flown margarine.

Needless to sputter,
we resorted to cheating
against all oddments.

on a sea voyage
I stubbed my toe and fell down...
it was quite a trip.

Hoisting our main sails,
we began our new voyage
toward puny climates.

Heisting some jewels
certain to have much value,
we seemed real precious.

Blooming id-i-ot
that I long have been, I'm glad
to push up daisies.

My freesias are
very warm in the sunshine
while I am freezing

Trees that we bark up
may sometimes growl some about
our big **mega-bites**!

I am doggedly
determined that I always
will love all canines

Puppies are so cute
I seldom or never care
if they re-dog me.

Kids can get my goat,
then can uncannily eat,
then can turn bloated.

children can skip school
and children can skip at school
then skipper a boat

Inspired by fatigue,
I feel quite prepared to breathe
my penultimate.

When my style seems cramped,
I feed it strong nourishments
of sheer laxity.

If you go camping
you will need equipment like
salt and battery

Any platypus
worth much quite actual salt
is some great shaker.

white fluffy kittens
all down in the catacombs
with a platypus

Some kittens amuse
countless cribs of cute colonels
whose weeping apes whales.

A ratty old rat
was angry that his corn heap
had been demolished

Packages that come
wrapped in lovely bright paper
this rat must eschew.

getting a parcel
is one of life's main delights
what lies inside it?

Bowled over by strife,
many brave leaders stay set
against much pinning.

He heard he'd been fined,
which bold news made him bellow
and almost feel cowed.

He owned a fine herd,
but when he heard them bellow
he wanted to hide

My darling, I long
not to be shorted by all
your frilly necking.