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bruce_hh



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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:57 pm

Yon doorknob seems stuck, but we will
attempt to attack it with skill.
I hereby am giving
such room to good living
as hurts every chance of a spill.

I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:53 am

All grapes that are juicy and sweet
contribute much splendor we greet.
My guess often gives you
a life that outlives you
as moments appear to compete.

Basketball
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:43 am

Grapes really can seem quite appealing
when heightening formats of feeling.
We surely sense verve
whenever our nerve
quite hotly avoids much congealing.

sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:38 am

Grapes are a wonderful fruit
Their sweetness has flavour to suit
When made into wine
It is great when you dine
If you choose just the right one it's beaut.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:18 am

Chilled soda remains my main drink
as through further moments I slink.
I'm gladly reporting
I'm never contorting
when soft drinks invite me to stink.

Idea
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:58 am

Of all the fine drinks in my cup
There is nothing that I'd rather sup
Than a drink in a bag
It helps me not sag
Yes, tea. So I drink it all up.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:29 pm

tea is the stuff I love to drink
For I always like to sit and think
if we had no tea
what would happen to me
I would be on the brink

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:32 pm

Fine wine and (say!) wonderful whiskey
allow us to seem nicely frisky.
We'll sit by a door
and seldom deplore
the fact our strong voices stay husky.

Like a Star @ heaven
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:39 am

I really do pine
If I don't drink fine wine
For lunch or tea
It's the drink for me
I never decline LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:44 am

Fine food and some forms of cool drink
kept seeming to bring in pure pink.
I gladly intuit
your tea and might brew it
while proffering words that don't stink.

Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:29 pm

Sometimes it's difficult to be
So wonderfully free, you see
there are so many tasks
it's a real lot to ask
to be free with enough time for tea
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:23 pm

Among the refinements of being
may be some alignments of seeing.
Against any tree
will bumble a bee
whose hope is for optimal skiing.

pale
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:16 am

A sheep and a wolf once had kids,
and each of those kids made strange bids.
One kid asked for cheeses,
another for squeezes,
and one kid craved cans and old lids.

Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:46 am

A wolf can look cunning and sly
But that is just how he gets by
A wolf needs to eat
To stay on his feet
So running down prey he must try.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:45 am

Most wolves are quite howling successes,
though Brucie too sadly digresses.
Most sheep remain rich
at seeming to stitch
in favo(u)r of of jollier tresses.

Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:20 pm

A different sheep had a worse day
He encountered a wolf on the way
His wool and his insides
Eaten up, and besides
The wolf howled out and yelled "Yay!"
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:52 am

A sheep with a full coat of wool
Thought he was looking so cool
But when he was shorn
His pride was all torn
For he felt that he looked like a fool.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:22 am

Surrendering all we now own
will let us feel good when we groan.
We surely are raggèd,
but nothing's so jaggèd
improvements can't visit each tone.

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:25 am

He surely exhibits a verve
that seemingly cuts to each nerve.
His evident reason
for being in season
has something to do with his serve.

farao
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:54 pm

Around every stick was a stack
of words that might mount an attack.
The sky spewed a hovel
of hope life might shovel --
and of a dark shade that stayed black.

pig
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:20 am

When I was a little, wee thing
I used to get sick on a swing
To go to and fro
Upset me, you know.
As I flew like a bird on the wing
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:25 am

He seemed to have won huge affection
from her, though she showed no connection.
Her eyes sometimes shone,
and she had a moan
that almost demanded correction.

pirat
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:33 pm

The choir seemed chock-full of great greatness
along with some eerie sedateness.
Advice to each singer
performed like a bringer
of maybe too much true first-rateness.

cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:14 pm

I know some gilrs in a choir
I could listen hour after hour
They make a fine noise
keeps them away from the boys
while wearing special attire

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:06 pm

The choir disturbed by the noise
Got their own back on these horrible boys
They stayed in wait
after choir quite late
And instilled in them far more poise.
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