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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Wed May 04, 2011 10:54 am | |
| As riveted as we all are by beauty, let's light no cigar. The fumes of a stogie create some real bogey in forms of a stench that can scar. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon May 02, 2011 5:50 am | |
| She thought that the sensible answer for all his despair would be cancer. She gave him injections that murdered connections, and he soon was love's perfect answer. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:16 am | |
| We surely are going toward heights that likely will punch out our lights. The more we're ascendant, no special defendant may hono[u]r our bursts and our bites. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:35 am | |
| She had much great knowledge of how his efforts created a scow. She sometimes had stated the news of how dated were many remarks on a vow. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:06 am | |
| Though making new money can be much work it stays easy for me. I've stamped out (say) many fine forms of false penny, as I'm some bright knight rank with glee. |
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Steve Admin

Number of posts: 1196 Points: 1498 Registration date: 2009-03-23
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:10 pm | |
| There was a man who worked in the mint Who went on a thieving stint No one ever knew But when he went to the loo His poo had a golden glint
_________________ Steve www.noaddress.co.uk
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Kevin Redwolf

Number of posts: 530 Age: 37 Location: Kansas City Missouri Points: 640 Registration date: 2008-12-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:31 pm | |
| When beseiging a castle you must Put faith in your armor, and trust The knight by your side When forces collide And hope you're not liable to rust |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:29 pm | |
| Ferocity leapt at a throat and bravely recrossed the last moat. Each day soon was dreary but never too weary to seek a quite floatable boat. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:20 am | |
| The polish I wear on my nails is something that never quite fails. My mirrors each tingle at how I remingle all thought into valueful veils. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:44 am | |
| "The glass" (in olde Shakespeare) could mirror persisting that always seemed queerer. ((Now "queerer" -- to me -- tends often to be reflective of hairdressers drearer.)) |
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Kevin Redwolf

Number of posts: 530 Age: 37 Location: Kansas City Missouri Points: 640 Registration date: 2008-12-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:00 pm | |
| I look at the back of the glass Where time isn't liable to pass Though atmosphere rocky And dread Jabberwocky Are liable to make comments crass |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 2611 Location: New Zealand Points: 2270 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:19 am | |
| When I look at the mirror reflection It fills me right up with dejection More grey hair here More wrinkles there I think I should stop this inspection. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:48 am | |
| The silken reflections you offer propose that each thought is a scoffer. We likely agree that worlds remain free to love all the sorrow worlds proffer. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:33 pm | |
| A truffle felt ready for spring despite how the birds then might sing. A daffodil clamo[u]red as if quite enamo[u]red of stories that spring from a wing. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:00 pm | |
| Since teak is a version of wood both lovely and strong, we feel good. We fashion our tables and chairs and our stables, and (also) we smoke -- as worlds should. |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 2611 Location: New Zealand Points: 2270 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:12 am | |
| Wood is a substance most fine Polished it glows with high shine To carve it's A-one And it is such fun To build with exquisite design. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:36 am | |
| Fine magpies prove raucous in chatter, as creatures that voiced own strong patter. Loud singers are good at sounding like wood about both to burn and to clatter. |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 2611 Location: New Zealand Points: 2270 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:12 am | |
| A parrot's a chattering bird One that's both seen and is heard When visitors come The bird's never dumb He copies the guest's every word. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:42 am | |
| Rekindling the fires of deep love may call for a hand with no glove. Such action could merit the sheen of a parrot whose flutters create no sad shove. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:21 am | |
| Quite huge fresh selections of gloves allow many gals to be doves. When glove types are handy, few beaches seem sandy as darlings embrace their lost loves. |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 2611 Location: New Zealand Points: 2270 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:55 am | |
| An endless supply of fine shoes Enables a woman to choose A style for each dress So she isn't a mess And she doesn't mis-match, which she rues.  |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:04 am | |
| She's given to gentle kind ways that brighten all hours, weeks, and days. Her styles of behaving may wake no real raving, but much of her glory quite stays. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:08 am | |
| The robins were singing their songs accusing no moment of wrongs. (I sat in my slippers -- those wonderful flippers -- and wished that some slippers were gongs.) |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 4121 Age: 64 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 4476 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:30 pm | |
| My doves and my pigeons make oceans seem great for quite special devotions. I cherish bright seas for tending to squeeze fine Sanskrit right out of my motions. |
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Kevin Redwolf

Number of posts: 530 Age: 37 Location: Kansas City Missouri Points: 640 Registration date: 2008-12-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:08 pm | |
| Con artists know plenty of pigeons Are yearning for brand-new religions Therefore the results Are new-fangled cults And this explains faithful origins |
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