PRESUMPTION
Presumption influences many aspects and parts of universal suffering. We may in fact notice that sundry difficulties practically seem to melt away. As we supersmugly sit on porches and as we respout various kinds of profanity and of sheerest inanity we and perhaps many of our environs actually may more than begin to detect very real degrees of comfort.
We always may doubt our tendencies toward being quite presumptive animals; we even might enter into big and very negative debates with ourselves. We must, though -- mustn't we? -- , stay highly presumptuous. After all, life is a truly dimensional challenge, and to meet that challenge we definitely require some histrionic bulwark.
Something about the word "bulwark" may seem ultrapresuming. Might we, then, agree that what we really require is some histrionic wall. We need to defend our sensibilities! We simply and also probably very, very complexly have to shield ourselves from any and all possible quagmires begettable by much disbelief "and/or" nonbelief.
Invited toward whatever open-mindedness might somehow seem possible, let's resolutely fail to be anything like truly open-minded. Let's, in all fact, not lose sight of the perhaps very inherent marvelousness of being and remaining highly opinionated and supremely and fiercely prejudiced and nearly or actually bigoted. Insofar as we seem ready to twirl our multiple mustaches quite unidirectionally we also may seem unwilling to leave our altitudinous horses, and insofar as we stay terribly confident-seeming and condescending we soon might garner not only our own admirations but the affections of countless pooches and parakeets.

Bruce, I presume that from your high horse you can see very far over the heads of the common herd. Since I have the affection of one pooch, may I be presumtuous and aver that I am well on the way to the state of bliss that you so amply describe in your thesis above.

Dear **Eunice**: Presumbably life
admits of our liking much strife.
Your pooch and its barking
forever are harking
straight back to a man and his wife.