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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:52 am | |
| In a green paddock a bull Was busily eating till full Grazed down to the dust He was ready to bust And fell upside down in the pool |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:47 pm | |
| A dragonfly pounced on a blonde of whom he stayed overly fond, and soon those two creatures exhibited features that caused all my tripe to abscond.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:09 am | |
| A dragonfly flew over a pond Of a lovely green frog it was fond To the frog it was food He, when in the mood, Sent it to the great, great beyond. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:49 am | |
| Though bees ought to bumble a lot, they manage to bumble no jot but rather to hover as if to discover each secret of dash and of dot.  |
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Val

Number of posts: 608 Age: 67 Location: Devon Points: 479 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:51 pm | |
| Contemplate your average bee No flying thing could you see Less aerodynamically sound Yet this creature has found A way it can fly wild & free.  _________________  Regards Val |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:02 pm | |
| Five moths on some shelf found a book and sensed that its pages might look divine on a platter made fatter and fatter by Nature >> a rather fine cook.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:58 am | |
| Two butterflies out on a ranch Met on an olive tree branch They greeted each other Like sister and brother And promised that they would be stanch. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:46 pm | |
| A bottle washed up on some shore and seemingly brimmed with rich lore concerning devotion to very fine lotion ingeniousness had to adore.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:36 am | |
| A glass bottle empty of lotion Was found floating out on the ocean Inside was a note But the person who wrote Penned with substance that faded with motion |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:46 am | |
| Trapezes and sneezes and phrases combine to perform like bright phases whose motions can't help but seem to rewhelp a glass that incessantly gazes.  |
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Bridget Toaster

Number of posts: 65 Age: 35 Points: 29 Registration date: 2009-01-03
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:16 am | |
| 'Tis true words at times fall flat Even the best need to work at But make no mistake Natures no fake Balance it out, with a tit for a tat Opthomologist confirmed qualities of bat:) |
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davidf
Number of posts: 1131 Points: 790 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: The Man on the Trapeze Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:31 pm | |
| There once was a man on a trapeze Who felt like he was about to sneeze While doing a flip He almost did trip And landed safely on to his knees ~David Fox |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:10 pm | |
| A man who could barely survive woke up to my infinite jive, consisting of phrases which slip through stark phases implying that worlds don't arrive.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:31 am | |
| A poor man with one set of clothes One morning in winter arose To find that his cat Had torn even that So all of his assets just froze. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:18 pm | |
| ABSTRACTNESS Abstractness clearly merits much mentioning now among clairvoyants. ABSTRACTNESS [II] Abstractness awoke some negative photograph into warm digits.  |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:57 pm | |
| A bat in some cave was a bat whose SONAR -- or, something like that -- permitted much flying that often kept buying the vision of Nature as >> "flat."  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:32 am | |
| A bat in a belfry took fright When the big bell was rung in the night The tower was on fire The danger was dire It set the poor bat's wings alight. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:39 pm | |
| As kittens may turn into cats that capably chase mice and rats, so your and my scratching has methods for hatching bright belfries chock-full of bright bats.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:15 am | |
| Kittens are furry and sweet To own a wee kit is a treat But they have sharp claws That can create flaws In your important visitor's seat. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:27 pm | |
| YOU'RE WELCOME, Dear **Eunice** -- my KITTEN, with whom I'm eternally smitten, and whose sharp, sweet paws may proffer no clause that causes one part sadly bitten.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:45 am | |
| Thank you, Bruce....I think A kitten with oversized paws Was damaging chairs with its claws With damage discovered And seating re-covered This mad cat was kept out of doors. |
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:09 am | |
| A donkey well stung can seem bright despite any kickable plight, and bees in our bonnet resemble some sonnet, though autos must sound harshly trite.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:31 am | |
| A song that's well sung's a delight; A painting well done's quite a sight; But --- an am/a/ture mess I have to confess Will give me bad dreams in the night.
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bruce_hh

Number of posts: 1764 Age: 62 Location: Monterey, California, U.S.A. Points: 1382 Registration date: 2008-10-22
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:31 pm | |
| When met by the tastes of ice cream, beware -- lest those manage to seem entirely too chilly to freeze you unsilly while asking your innards to beam.  |
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Eunice Perkins

Number of posts: 1688 Location: New Zealand Points: 1345 Registration date: 2008-11-06
 | Subject: Re: Limericks Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:30 am | |
| When tasting a lovely hot pie Beware it could squirt in your eye It's wonderful fare But eat it with care For if it should burn you would cry. |
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