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Eunice Perkins



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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:52 am

In a green paddock a bull
Was busily eating till full
Grazed down to the dust
He was ready to bust
And fell upside down in the pool
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:47 pm

A dragonfly pounced on a blonde
of whom he stayed overly fond,
and soon those two creatures
exhibited features
that caused all my tripe to abscond.

Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:09 am

A dragonfly flew over a pond
Of a lovely green frog it was fond
To the frog it was food
He, when in the mood,
Sent it to the great, great beyond.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:49 am

Though bees ought to bumble a lot,
they manage to bumble no jot
but rather to hover
as if to discover
each secret of dash and of dot.

Basketball
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:51 pm

Contemplate your average bee
No flying thing could you see
Less aerodynamically sound
Yet this creature has found
A way it can fly wild & free. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:02 pm

Five moths on some shelf found a book
and sensed that its pages might look
divine on a platter
made fatter and fatter
by Nature >> a rather fine cook.

silent
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:58 am

Two butterflies out on a ranch
Met on an olive tree branch
They greeted each other
Like sister and brother
And promised that they would be stanch.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:46 pm

A bottle washed up on some shore
and seemingly brimmed with rich lore
concerning devotion
to very fine lotion
ingeniousness had to adore.

I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:36 am

A glass bottle empty of lotion
Was found floating out on the ocean
Inside was a note
But the person who wrote
Penned with substance that faded with motion
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:46 am

Trapezes and sneezes and phrases
combine to perform like bright phases
whose motions can't help
but seem to rewhelp
a glass that incessantly gazes.

pirat
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Bridget Toaster



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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:16 am

'Tis true words at times fall flat
Even the best need to work at
But make no mistake
Natures no fake
Balance it out, with a tit for a tat sunny

Opthomologist confirmed qualities of bat:)
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PostSubject: The Man on the Trapeze   Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:31 pm

There once was a man on a trapeze
Who felt like he was about to sneeze
While doing a flip
He almost did trip
And landed safely on to his knees

~David Fox
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:10 pm

A man who could barely survive
woke up to my infinite jive,
consisting of phrases
which slip through stark phases
implying that worlds don't arrive.

Question
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:31 am

A poor man with one set of clothes
One morning in winter arose
To find that his cat
Had torn even that
So all of his assets just froze.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:18 pm

ABSTRACTNESS
Abstractness clearly
merits much mentioning now
among clairvoyants.

ABSTRACTNESS [II]
Abstractness awoke
some negative photograph
into warm digits.





Suspect
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bruce_hh



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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:57 pm

A bat in some cave was a bat
whose SONAR -- or, something like that --
permitted much flying
that often kept buying
the vision of Nature as >> "flat."

Exclamation
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:32 am

A bat in a belfry took fright
When the big bell was rung in the night
The tower was on fire
The danger was dire
It set the poor bat's wings alight.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:39 pm

As kittens may turn into cats
that capably chase mice and rats,
so your and my scratching
has methods for hatching
bright belfries chock-full of bright bats.

Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:15 am

Kittens are furry and sweet
To own a wee kit is a treat
But they have sharp claws
That can create flaws
In your important visitor's seat.
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bruce_hh



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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:27 pm

YOU'RE WELCOME, Dear **Eunice** -- my KITTEN,
with whom I'm eternally smitten,
and whose sharp, sweet paws
may proffer no clause
that causes one part sadly bitten.

Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:45 am

Thank you, Bruce....I think Smile


A kitten with oversized paws
Was damaging chairs with its claws
With damage discovered
And seating re-covered
This mad cat was kept out of doors.
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:09 am

A donkey well stung can seem bright
despite any kickable plight,
and bees in our bonnet
resemble some sonnet,
though autos must sound harshly trite.

farao
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:31 am

A song that's well sung's a delight;
A painting well done's quite a sight;
But --- an am/a/ture mess
I have to confess
Will give me bad dreams in the night.


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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:31 pm

When met by the tastes of ice cream,
beware -- lest those manage to seem
entirely too chilly
to freeze you unsilly
while asking your innards to beam.

I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Limericks   Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:30 am

When tasting a lovely hot pie
Beware it could squirt in your eye
It's wonderful fare
But eat it with care
For if it should burn you would cry.
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